My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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