party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
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She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
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my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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