sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Randomize