I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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