I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
This is my gift to your gina
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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