the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
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People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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