Kiss
Puke
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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