2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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