How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
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This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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