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I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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