kristin has been a bad kristin
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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