There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
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Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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