i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
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I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
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Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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