The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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