How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
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he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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