Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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