Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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