Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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