The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I bet he comes in French.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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