I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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