Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
