At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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