he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
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You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
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I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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