Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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