i just wanna soil my oats bro
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
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Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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