oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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