sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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