Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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