ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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