So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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