I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
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Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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