I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.