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• (310): View more from California

   I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set

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• (716): View more from New York

  holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !

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  How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'

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• (510): View more from California

  Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.    

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• (510): View more from California

  He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?

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• (914): View more from New York

  Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (406): View more from Montana

  sick fucks of a feather flock together

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• (917): View more from New York City

  You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead

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• (909): View more from California

  I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool

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