She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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