My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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