I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
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I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Come back. Shots need mouths.
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She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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