I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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