I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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