Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
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Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
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Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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