YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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