your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
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You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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