I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
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Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
His nipple licking is glorious
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