But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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