so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
someone get that fucking seahorse.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
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When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize