So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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