how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
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He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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