Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
