How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Alive.
So much puke
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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