But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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