Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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