I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
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please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
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So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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