Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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