Ambien. No doubt about it.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
you made out with another girl for some wings
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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