he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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