Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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