I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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