they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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